IRC Quotes

Title is self explanatory. Post funny quotes from our chatroom here! Here's a funny conversation that occurred when someone mentioned an EBA and My Little Pony crossover.
22:58 Questionguy555 EBA meets MLP....help...
22:58 KesselKitty XDD
22:58 plushietoon Um...well unfortunately...should I tell him?
22:58 KesselKitty OUENDAAAN!
22:58 Questionbot555 OSU!
22:59 KesselKitty is laughing mad
22:59 Questionguy555 HEEEAAALP!
22:59 Questionbot555 Agents are....GO!!!
22:59 plushietoon Well I'M not the first person to cross them over...although with me, anything I like, will meet each other AT SOME POINT
23:00 Questionguy555 Still, it SCARES me.
23:00 KesselKitty Hey, I have two (really given up hope on pretty much) crazy crossover fics with Ouendan
23:00 Questionguy555 My Little Pony ALWAYS scared me!
23:00 plushietoon Even the newest one?
23:00 Questionguy555 Oh, but my sister LOVED it!
23:01 plushietoon ...I-I'm sorry. ._.
23:01 Questionguy555 Oh, the nightmares...
23:01 KesselKitty -__- I missed a key event didn't I?
23:01 plushietoon Yikes...I don't know...
23:01 Questionguy555 You think I have issues, don't you?
23:01 Questionguy555 DON'T YOU!?
23:02 plushietoon No not at all...it's understandable if you dislike the ponies...the older incarnations WERE CREEPY
23:02 Questionguy555 BRB, gotta go splash some water on my face....they're coming back....
23:02 plushietoon Okay...
23:02 plushietoon ...................I just feel really bad right now ;_;
23:03 KesselKitty Well, things like that are subjuective, non?
23:03 Questionguy555 But on a more serious note, it really creeped me out as a kid.
23:03 plushietoon Yeah..........I mean not everyone likes what you like.......
23:03 Questionguy555 Er, crept.
23:03 plushietoon And yes, I agree those ponies were way creepier back then
23:04 Questionguy555 Did I mention that Mom didn't allow the ponies because of the lesbians?
23:04 plushietoon ...but in my opinion...Lauren Faust changed my opinion of them
23:04 plushietoon ..................
23:04 plushietoon I think I gotta um...log off....
23:05 Questionguy555 What?
23:05 *** plushietoon quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
23:06 Questionguy555 And THAT'S why MLP is scary!
23:06 Questionguy555 Okay, that was hilarious, she didn't think it was creepy.
23:07 Questionguy555 Then I started talking.
23:08 Questionguy555 She's probably crying right, now, but besides that, hilarious!
23:08 KesselKitty You're evil DX

Something short :3
00:02 KesselKitty We went from fabulous to trannies to pimping pron stars who are trees to Engrish... And still not much mention of food
00:02 Taru Until now
00:02 Taru Hahaha

Questionguy555 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9MlUuU4MZg
20:46 SilenceAintAVirtue Yeah, I knew something was wrong
20:49 Questionguy555 I can't pick that up.
20:49 KesselKitty Ah well
20:50 SilenceAintAVirtue are YOU DENSE
20:50 SilenceAintAVirtue I CANT PICK THAT UP
20:50 SilenceAintAVirtue I CAN PICK THAT UP
20:51 Questionguy555 Read my lips: Obadawaobadawaobadawa
20:52 Questionguy555 I find it hilarious that his mouth keeps moving when he enunciates.
20:52 SilenceAintAVirtue I CAN PICK THTA
20:52 *** KesselKitty quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
20:52 Questionguy555 Aw.
20:52 SilenceAintAVirtue DANG
20:52 SilenceAintAVirtue Dang.
20:52 *** KesselKitty joined #EOA
20:52 Questionguy555 Now ya done it. You've broken KesselKitty's spirit with your silly attempt to pick up that stupid object.
20:53 KesselKitty
20:53 Questionguy555 Aw, you joined back.
20:53 Questionguy555 It ruined the joke....
20:53 KesselKitty XDD

Because it's always Rance's fault.

01:45 Taru I'm going to get something to drink first
01:45 Taru non-alcoholic
01:45 KesselKitty Kay~ XD
01:45 Mela *munching ice cream* You do that XD
01:46 Mela Man, I hate french vanilla... *keeps eating it*
01:46 KesselKitty ..... *goes and gets milk for maple syrup cookies*
01:46 Mela feels like we're at a cafe
01:47 KesselKitty feels more Canadian than usual
01:47 Mela lol
01:47 KesselKitty .... Though I only have 4 cookies left
01:48 Mela I had fried chicken yesterday, so I did my "southern" time.
01:48 Mela Looks like you have more Canadian "hours" left
01:48 KesselKitty Yep
01:48 KesselKitty Also, Taru's fault for bringing up food again!
01:48 Mela No, it's Rance's fault.

Post zombiepocalypse RP banter, implicating that Hayato has very deviant interests.
Also including them goading me into posting this, lol

04:00 KesselKitty Hayato: Sounds like a looker.
04:00 Melalalala Sayaka: Hitomi-san...
04:00 Taru I definitely read that as "hooker"
04:00 KesselKitty lol
04:01 KesselKitty Isn't that the name of an eroge too?
04:01 Taru I have no idea
04:01 KesselKitty whatever then
04:01 Taru XDDDDDD
04:01 Melalalala XDDDDD
04:01 Taru actually
04:02 Melalalala She cheatin on him?!
04:02 Taru considering how sharp I've been I should probably go to bed nowish anyway
04:02 Taru LOL n-n-no
04:02 Melalalala Oooooh, ahaha.
04:02 Taru I dunno!
04:02 Melalalala This is a good stopping point~
04:03 KesselKitty Yep, the Search for Hitomi!
04:03 Melalalala the hooker.
04:03 Taru suspense~ What awaits them in this nondescript apartment building
04:03 Taru that contains a hooker
04:03 Melalalala Zombies!
04:03 KesselKitty (Dammit, all Rance's fault)
04:03 KesselKitty Zombie hookers
04:04 Melalalala Nooooohohoho XDDD
04:04 Taru Witch hookers. that was in a L4D comic
04:04 KesselKitty Well, now Hayato can have sex with a zombie!
04:04 Taru XDDDDDDDD
04:04 Melalalala Orz Poor Hayato
04:05 KesselKitty Someone needs to IRC quote this
04:05 Taru just cementing his fate :c
04:05 KesselKitty All because of zombie hookers
04:05 Melalalala XD I'm not doing it~
04:05 KesselKitty I can't double post
04:05 Taru freaking zombie hookers
04:05 Taru don't look at me! /wah
04:06 KesselKitty But you're pour only hope!(ia)
04:06 KesselKitty ... Do we still have hopia here?
04:06 Melalalala *looks at Taru intently*
04:06 Taru PFFFFT i didn't even catch the hopia there
04:06 Taru D:
04:07 KesselKitty For the hopia!
04:07 Melalalala Whatever that is~
04:07 KesselKitty Like mooncakes but Pinoy
04:08 KesselKitty So will you take the task of quoting for us, Taru? X3
04:09 Melalalala Please~?
04:09 Taru do I just copy and paste OTL

Pre-zombie shenanigans. (Funny how this involves thread necromancy as well.)

[23:20] XDDD Is Hayato excited?
[23:20] Sexually, yes
[23:20] Is there a bulge
[23:20] then it's probably a yes
[23:20] *schwing*
[23:21] IS IT GLOWING?!
[23:22] XDD He isn't Rance
[23:22] Would that kill him since he's part zombie
[23:22] That was an assumption made that the Hyper Weapon has holy powers
[23:23] Holy eroges, Batman!
[23:23] Sorry
[23:23] XDDDD